Welcome to www.nelno.com.

If you are a jerk, please leave.

If you know someone who is a jerk, please leave.

If you, at one time, walked down the street and saw a jerk, go away.

If you owe your existence to the unfortunate coupling of one or more jerks, take off.

But, seriously... take a look around. This site is all about Nelno and the things he likes to do.

This is the other cell. What? Did you think that just because I am an amoeba my table would only have a single cell? Think again. Amoebae have joined the asexual revolution.

Down with Triclosan! Singlecells unite!